Tuesday Talkback: What's in a name?

Movies like HOT TUB TIME MACHINE and SNAKES ON A PLANE give the impression that they were developed with the title first and the actual plot later. Inspired by that, I thought today it would be fun to challenge everyone to either pitch a ridiculous title and a quick logline to go with it, or see what great loglines you could come up with for some of my own silly titles.

Here are my suggestions for inane titles that may make their way to a multiplex near you. See if you can come up with a funny pitch:

WET T-SHIRT CONTEST
USED CAR BLOWOUT
EXHIBITION GAME
DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME
VALET PARKING

Do any of these sound like titles that would get you to the theatre on name alone?